| All Time Stats | Plus | Minus |
|---|---|---|
| Goals (Scored/Allowed) | 1722 (63.19%) | 1003 (36.81%) |
| Games (Won/Lost) | 230 (72.33%) | 82 (25.79%) |
| Playoff Goals (Scored/Allowed) | 133 (62.74%) | 79 (37.26%) |
| Playoff Games (Won/Lost) | 20 (62.5%) | 12 (37.5%) |
| Championship Games (Won/Lost) | 2 (50.0%) | 2 (50.0%) |
| Championships won: 2013 (Senior EE), 2014 (Senior DDDDD) |
| Opponent Team Name | Goal Differential | Goals Scored | Goals Allowed |
|---|---|---|---|
| Night Hawks | +42 | 62 | 20 |
| PileOns | +36 | 41 | 5 |
| Buck Tooth Angry Dolphins | +33 | 40 | 7 |
| Total Chaos 2 | +30 | 44 | 14 |
| Bioshock | +29 | 30 | 1 |
| Norcal Crossover Batalion | +27 | 36 | 9 |
| French Toast | +23 | 27 | 4 |
| The Originals | +22 | 33 | 11 |
| Habs | +21 | 23 | 2 |
| Tyrannosaurs | +20 | 33 | 13 |
| Wolverines 1 | +18 | 20 | 2 |
| Angry Beavers | +18 | 49 | 31 |
| Total Chaos | +16 | 22 | 6 |
| Californiens | +15 | 24 | 9 |
| Mighty Schmucks | +15 | 20 | 5 |
| Smugmug.com Benders | +15 | 18 | 3 |
| K-Wings | +14 | 22 | 8 |
| Bandits 2 | +14 | 47 | 33 |
| Blackice | +14 | 17 | 3 |
| Chiefs 1 | +14 | 18 | 4 |
| Money Shots | +14 | 21 | 7 |
| Mug Shots | +13 | 20 | 7 |
| Ice Force | +13 | 26 | 13 |
| Grizzlies | +13 | 66 | 53 |
| Beer | +12 | 21 | 9 |
| Time Lords | +12 | 30 | 18 |
| Cold Ones Reunion | +12 | 14 | 2 |
| Ice Monkeys | +11 | 21 | 10 |
| Huevos Rancheros | +11 | 14 | 3 |
| Red Dogs | +10 | 19 | 9 |
| Blueline | +10 | 14 | 4 |
| Wolves | +10 | 24 | 14 |
| Mark it Zero | +10 | 20 | 10 |
| Benders | +10 | 29 | 19 |
| Margarita Madness | +9 | 18 | 9 |
| U.S.eh | +8 | 22 | 14 |
| NVIDIA | +8 | 11 | 3 |
| Mermen | +8 | 43 | 35 |
| San Jose Wild | +8 | 8 | 0 |
| Red Bulls 2 | +7 | 13 | 6 |
| SJ Dragons | +7 | 18 | 11 |
| Goombas | +7 | 16 | 9 |
| Dunder Mifflin | +6 | 12 | 6 |
| Chiefs | +6 | 14 | 8 |
| Taquieria Con Carne | +6 | 15 | 9 |
| Code Blue | +6 | 9 | 3 |
| Red Dragons | +6 | 15 | 9 |
| Sasquatch | +6 | 10 | 4 |
| The Elmos | +6 | 40 | 34 |
| Hosers | +6 | 20 | 14 |
| Opponent Team Name | Goal Differential | Goals Scored | Goals Allowed |
|---|---|---|---|
| LinkedIn Premium | -18 | 13 | 31 |
| Some Company | -9 | 4 | 13 |
| Charlie Browns | -7 | 14 | 21 |
| The Nightmen | -7 | 9 | 16 |
| Double Secret Probation | -5 | 33 | 38 |
| Norcal Crossover | -5 | 15 | 20 |
| Beerhawks | -4 | 5 | 9 |
| Red Solo Cups | -1 | 11 | 12 |
| Good Guys | 0 | 58 | 58 |
| Team X | 0 | 6 | 6 |
| Raccoons 2 | +1 | 10 | 9 |
| Chupacabra | +1 | 12 | 11 |
| Bad Moose | +2 | 13 | 11 |
| Hooligans 2 | +2 | 11 | 9 |
| Blackhawks | +2 | 16 | 14 |
| Wolfpack | +2 | 6 | 4 |
| Muertos | +3 | 10 | 7 |
| No Regretzky | +3 | 10 | 7 |
| Icequakes | +3 | 6 | 3 |
| Shocker | +3 | 34 | 31 |
| Gang Green | +3 | 10 | 7 |
| Fighting Icecocks 2 | +4 | 5 | 1 |
| Grinders | +4 | 18 | 14 |
| Chefs | +5 | 14 | 9 |
| Jackalopes | +5 | 40 | 35 |
| Junkies | +5 | 45 | 40 |
| Stampede | +5 | 9 | 4 |
| Team America | +5 | 13 | 8 |
| Blade Runners | +5 | 11 | 6 |
| Cereal Killers | +5 | 12 | 7 |
| Hosers | +6 | 20 | 14 |
| The Elmos | +6 | 40 | 34 |
| Sasquatch | +6 | 10 | 4 |
| Red Dragons | +6 | 15 | 9 |
| Code Blue | +6 | 9 | 3 |
| Taquieria Con Carne | +6 | 15 | 9 |
| Chiefs | +6 | 14 | 8 |
| Dunder Mifflin | +6 | 12 | 6 |
| Goombas | +7 | 16 | 9 |
| SJ Dragons | +7 | 18 | 11 |
| Red Bulls 2 | +7 | 13 | 6 |
| San Jose Wild | +8 | 8 | 0 |
| Mermen | +8 | 43 | 35 |
| NVIDIA | +8 | 11 | 3 |
| U.S.eh | +8 | 22 | 14 |
| Margarita Madness | +9 | 18 | 9 |
| Benders | +10 | 29 | 19 |
| Mark it Zero | +10 | 20 | 10 |
| Wolves | +10 | 24 | 14 |
| Blueline | +10 | 14 | 4 |