| All Time Stats | Plus | Minus |
|---|---|---|
| Goals (Scored/Allowed) | 1823 (43.23%) | 2394 (56.77%) |
| Games (Won/Lost) | 194 (34.77%) | 293 (52.51%) |
| Playoff Goals (Scored/Allowed) | 13 (59.09%) | 9 (40.91%) |
| Playoff Games (Won/Lost) | 2 (66.67%) | 1 (33.33%) |
| Championship Games (Won/Lost) | 0 (0%) | 0 (0%) |
| Opponent Team Name | Goal Differential | Goals Scored | Goals Allowed |
|---|---|---|---|
| Oakland Warriors | +23 | 159 | 136 |
| Sofa King Blue Blacks | +22 | 77 | 55 |
| Ligers | +20 | 42 | 22 |
| Silver Squids | +14 | 52 | 38 |
| Bucket Squad | +12 | 28 | 16 |
| Soft Dump in the Corner | +11 | 23 | 12 |
| Edge | +10 | 21 | 11 |
| Goal Diggers | +7 | 24 | 17 |
| Sofa King Platinum | +4 | 18 | 14 |
| Oakland Chiefs | +4 | 30 | 26 |
| Polar Bears | +3 | 4 | 1 |
| WDI Guys | +3 | 6 | 3 |
| Chiefs | +2 | 40 | 38 |
| Just the Tip-Ins | +2 | 19 | 17 |
| Silver Bullets 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Puck Buddies | -1 | 6 | 7 |
| Crusaders | -1 | 90 | 91 |
| Workday Disruptors | -2 | 7 | 9 |
| Mustangs | -2 | 39 | 41 |
| Oakland Reapers | -3 | 4 | 7 |
| Those Guys 2 | -3 | 10 | 13 |
| Sar Dogs 4 | -4 | 53 | 57 |
| SofaKweenBees | -5 | 16 | 21 |
| Wildfire | -7 | 27 | 34 |
| Fightin Cocks | -9 | 6 | 15 |
| Goal Diggers 1 | -14 | 21 | 35 |
| Project Mayhem | -14 | 4 | 18 |
| Hitmen | -16 | 10 | 26 |
| CHUDS | -17 | 3 | 20 |
| SFFD | -18 | 20 | 38 |
| Gang Green 4 | -18 | 56 | 74 |
| Mighty Owls | -21 | 157 | 178 |
| Oakland Money Shots | -24 | 26 | 50 |
| Dirty Dekes | -27 | 35 | 62 |
| Thizz Faceoffs | -27 | 15 | 42 |
| Dragons | -30 | 12 | 42 |
| SofaKings Endowed | -35 | 25 | 60 |
| Aces | -41 | 15 | 56 |
| No Regretzkys | -45 | 100 | 145 |
| Oakland Dead Wings | -45 | 62 | 107 |
| Prairie Dogs | -57 | 120 | 177 |
| Sar Dogs 3 | -67 | 104 | 171 |
| Stars | -68 | 96 | 164 |
| Cross Czechs 3 | -87 | 140 | 227 |
| Opponent Team Name | Goal Differential | Goals Scored | Goals Allowed |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cross Czechs 3 | -87 | 140 | 227 |
| Stars | -68 | 96 | 164 |
| Sar Dogs 3 | -67 | 104 | 171 |
| Prairie Dogs | -57 | 120 | 177 |
| Oakland Dead Wings | -45 | 62 | 107 |
| No Regretzkys | -45 | 100 | 145 |
| Aces | -41 | 15 | 56 |
| SofaKings Endowed | -35 | 25 | 60 |
| Dragons | -30 | 12 | 42 |
| Thizz Faceoffs | -27 | 15 | 42 |
| Dirty Dekes | -27 | 35 | 62 |
| Oakland Money Shots | -24 | 26 | 50 |
| Mighty Owls | -21 | 157 | 178 |
| Gang Green 4 | -18 | 56 | 74 |
| SFFD | -18 | 20 | 38 |
| CHUDS | -17 | 3 | 20 |
| Hitmen | -16 | 10 | 26 |
| Project Mayhem | -14 | 4 | 18 |
| Goal Diggers 1 | -14 | 21 | 35 |
| Fightin Cocks | -9 | 6 | 15 |
| Wildfire | -7 | 27 | 34 |
| SofaKweenBees | -5 | 16 | 21 |
| Sar Dogs 4 | -4 | 53 | 57 |
| Those Guys 2 | -3 | 10 | 13 |
| Oakland Reapers | -3 | 4 | 7 |
| Mustangs | -2 | 39 | 41 |
| Workday Disruptors | -2 | 7 | 9 |
| Crusaders | -1 | 90 | 91 |
| Puck Buddies | -1 | 6 | 7 |
| Silver Bullets 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Just the Tip-Ins | +2 | 19 | 17 |
| Chiefs | +2 | 40 | 38 |
| WDI Guys | +3 | 6 | 3 |
| Polar Bears | +3 | 4 | 1 |
| Oakland Chiefs | +4 | 30 | 26 |
| Sofa King Platinum | +4 | 18 | 14 |
| Goal Diggers | +7 | 24 | 17 |
| Edge | +10 | 21 | 11 |
| Soft Dump in the Corner | +11 | 23 | 12 |
| Bucket Squad | +12 | 28 | 16 |
| Silver Squids | +14 | 52 | 38 |
| Ligers | +20 | 42 | 22 |
| Sofa King Blue Blacks | +22 | 77 | 55 |
| Oakland Warriors | +23 | 159 | 136 |