| All Time Stats | Plus | Minus |
|---|---|---|
| Goals (Scored/Allowed) | 800 (42.76%) | 1071 (57.24%) |
| Games (Won/Lost) | 55 (32.35%) | 109 (64.12%) |
| Playoff Goals (Scored/Allowed) | 48 (42.86%) | 64 (57.14%) |
| Playoff Games (Won/Lost) | 5 (38.46%) | 8 (61.54%) |
| Championship Games (Won/Lost) | 1 (33.33%) | 2 (66.67%) |
| Championships won: 2025 (Adult Division 2) |
| Opponent Team Name | Goal Differential | Goals Scored | Goals Allowed |
|---|---|---|---|
| Semmelmydia | +11 | 23 | 12 |
| Dung Beetle | +7 | 75 | 68 |
| Firebirds | +1 | 66 | 65 |
| Electric Lettuce | -6 | 20 | 26 |
| Battalion | -8 | 103 | 111 |
| Blacklisted | -15 | 81 | 96 |
| Camels | -17 | 15 | 32 |
| Pager Flakes | -43 | 159 | 202 |
| Boozehounds | -48 | 60 | 108 |
| Diablos | -53 | 75 | 128 |
| Americans | -100 | 123 | 223 |
| Opponent Team Name | Goal Differential | Goals Scored | Goals Allowed |
|---|---|---|---|
| Americans | -100 | 123 | 223 |
| Diablos | -53 | 75 | 128 |
| Boozehounds | -48 | 60 | 108 |
| Pager Flakes | -43 | 159 | 202 |
| Camels | -17 | 15 | 32 |
| Blacklisted | -15 | 81 | 96 |
| Battalion | -8 | 103 | 111 |
| Electric Lettuce | -6 | 20 | 26 |
| Firebirds | +1 | 66 | 65 |
| Dung Beetle | +7 | 75 | 68 |
| Semmelmydia | +11 | 23 | 12 |
| Player Name | Roles | Games Played |
|---|---|---|
| Max E Ramsay | C | 131 |
| Austin A Kane | 121 | |
| Trevor J Chapin | 98 | |
| Kevin Erving | 82 | |
| Alexander J Awuy | 64 | |
| Matthew A Pamidi | G, | 59 |
| David M Guy | G | 59 |
| Greg R Cerny | 52 | |
| Jacob T Lynch | 41 | |
| Brennan M Kurtela | 40 | |
| Luis G Mendoza | 40 | |
| Michael S Lebowitz | 39 | |
| Brandon S Roberts | 37 | |
| Anthony Goldhawk | 37 | |
| Evan Robilliard | 36 | |
| Thomas M Dyreng | 36 | |
| Jeffrey Sanders | 35 | |
| Alan C Reese | A | 34 |
| Martin Krestan | 34 | |
| Zachary C Bunce | 33 | |
| Alan Reese Reese | 31 | |
| Alex Mayorkis | 31 | |
| Max E Rosenthal | G | 29 |
| Paul A Fuller | 27 | |
| Joey Biskup | 27 | |
| James A Hennessy | 25 | |
| Sean A Scarbrough | 25 | |
| Christian J Geering | 24 | |
| Jeffrey D Mattern | 24 | |
| Aaron M Hernandez | 22 | |
| Jason D Forney | 20 | |
| Jeremy R Niskala | 20 | |
| Yury Khlynov | 20 | |
| Ulysses R Mikhailov | 19 | |
| Evan W Mackintosh | 19 | |
| Daniel A Connell | 19 | |
| Mikael Cars | 17 | |
| Akshay S Agharkar | 17 | |
| Sena Acolatse | 16 | |
| Kyan R Klee | 16 | |
| Ching C Van | 15 | |
| Alexander R Lofink | 15 | |
| Alan A Austria-garcia | 15 | |
| Walt W Chu | 14 | |
| Paul M Medina | 14 | |
| William Diaz | 14 | |
| Kelly Spain | 13 | |
| Uly Mikhailov | 13 | |
| Justin Marler | 12 | |
| Mario N Retana | G | 12 |