| All Time Stats | Plus | Minus |
|---|---|---|
| Goals (Scored/Allowed) | 3195 (57.31%) | 2380 (42.69%) |
| Games (Won/Lost) | 333 (60.55%) | 193 (35.09%) |
| Playoff Goals (Scored/Allowed) | 217 (56.07%) | 170 (43.93%) |
| Playoff Games (Won/Lost) | 27 (62.79%) | 16 (37.21%) |
| Championship Games (Won/Lost) | 6 (50.0%) | 6 (50.0%) |
| Championships won: 2019 (Adult Division 3A), 2019 (Adult Division 3A), 2023 (Adult Division 2), 2023 (Adult Division 2), 2023 (Adult Division 2), 2024 (Adult Division 2) |
| Opponent Team Name | Goal Differential | Goals Scored | Goals Allowed |
|---|---|---|---|
| Time to Score | +114 | 201 | 87 |
| The Others | +97 | 201 | 104 |
| Scorpions | +82 | 178 | 96 |
| Please Hold | +77 | 98 | 21 |
| Puck Heads | +67 | 107 | 40 |
| Revenge of Vallco | +52 | 87 | 35 |
| Dung Beetle | +45 | 399 | 354 |
| Knights | +43 | 88 | 45 |
| Samepage.io Collaborators | +38 | 70 | 32 |
| Black Mambas | +35 | 68 | 33 |
| Dragons | +31 | 151 | 120 |
| Kirbys Dreamland | +29 | 55 | 26 |
| Shower Time | +26 | 42 | 16 |
| Adv Vipers | +20 | 122 | 102 |
| SJ Moose | +20 | 25 | 5 |
| Soldiers | +18 | 85 | 67 |
| The Maple Spleafs | +18 | 24 | 6 |
| Academic Weapons | +17 | 65 | 48 |
| Vallco Strikes Back | +15 | 26 | 11 |
| Rampage | +13 | 13 | 0 |
| Palmer West | +13 | 30 | 17 |
| Veo | +9 | 10 | 1 |
| Buttered Muffins | +9 | 14 | 5 |
| Toon Squad | +9 | 14 | 5 |
| Kerio Monsters | +9 | 12 | 3 |
| Power Play Biz Tech | +8 | 111 | 103 |
| The Vallco Menace | +8 | 26 | 18 |
| HC Dust | +6 | 89 | 83 |
| Attack of Vallco | +5 | 8 | 3 |
| Nuggets 1 | +4 | 7 | 3 |
| Possums | +2 | 19 | 17 |
| Marauders | +1 | 5 | 4 |
| Yeti | +1 | 5 | 4 |
| Roughriders | 0 | 6 | 6 |
| SJ Bums Disaster Edition | -3 | 26 | 29 |
| Norcal Leafs | -5 | 7 | 12 |
| SJ Disaster | -17 | 129 | 146 |
| San Josers | -28 | 65 | 93 |
| Diablos | -35 | 420 | 455 |
| Bills Team | -38 | 87 | 125 |
| Opponent Team Name | Goal Differential | Goals Scored | Goals Allowed |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bills Team | -38 | 87 | 125 |
| Diablos | -35 | 420 | 455 |
| San Josers | -28 | 65 | 93 |
| SJ Disaster | -17 | 129 | 146 |
| Norcal Leafs | -5 | 7 | 12 |
| SJ Bums Disaster Edition | -3 | 26 | 29 |
| Roughriders | 0 | 6 | 6 |
| Yeti | +1 | 5 | 4 |
| Marauders | +1 | 5 | 4 |
| Possums | +2 | 19 | 17 |
| Nuggets 1 | +4 | 7 | 3 |
| Attack of Vallco | +5 | 8 | 3 |
| HC Dust | +6 | 89 | 83 |
| The Vallco Menace | +8 | 26 | 18 |
| Power Play Biz Tech | +8 | 111 | 103 |
| Kerio Monsters | +9 | 12 | 3 |
| Toon Squad | +9 | 14 | 5 |
| Buttered Muffins | +9 | 14 | 5 |
| Veo | +9 | 10 | 1 |
| Palmer West | +13 | 30 | 17 |
| Rampage | +13 | 13 | 0 |
| Vallco Strikes Back | +15 | 26 | 11 |
| Academic Weapons | +17 | 65 | 48 |
| The Maple Spleafs | +18 | 24 | 6 |
| Soldiers | +18 | 85 | 67 |
| SJ Moose | +20 | 25 | 5 |
| Adv Vipers | +20 | 122 | 102 |
| Shower Time | +26 | 42 | 16 |
| Kirbys Dreamland | +29 | 55 | 26 |
| Dragons | +31 | 151 | 120 |
| Black Mambas | +35 | 68 | 33 |
| Samepage.io Collaborators | +38 | 70 | 32 |
| Knights | +43 | 88 | 45 |
| Dung Beetle | +45 | 399 | 354 |
| Revenge of Vallco | +52 | 87 | 35 |
| Puck Heads | +67 | 107 | 40 |
| Please Hold | +77 | 98 | 21 |
| Scorpions | +82 | 178 | 96 |
| The Others | +97 | 201 | 104 |
| Time to Score | +114 | 201 | 87 |