| All Time Stats | Plus | Minus |
|---|---|---|
| Goals (Scored/Allowed) | 2625 (46.64%) | 3003 (53.36%) |
| Games (Won/Lost) | 258 (41.61%) | 326 (52.58%) |
| Playoff Goals (Scored/Allowed) | 169 (48.42%) | 180 (51.58%) |
| Playoff Games (Won/Lost) | 17 (43.59%) | 22 (56.41%) |
| Championship Games (Won/Lost) | 3 (60.0%) | 2 (40.0%) |
| Championships won: 2013 (Senior BB), 2024 (Adult Division 3B), 2025 (Adult Division 3B) |
| Opponent Team Name | Goal Differential | Goals Scored | Goals Allowed |
|---|---|---|---|
| Brewers | +27 | 73 | 46 |
| Please Hold | +27 | 50 | 23 |
| Natural Disasters | +26 | 29 | 3 |
| Cosa Nostra Dons | +22 | 35 | 13 |
| Palmer West | +19 | 42 | 23 |
| Puck Heads | +17 | 120 | 103 |
| Chicken Pimps | +16 | 19 | 3 |
| Sasquatch | +15 | 60 | 45 |
| Reapers | +12 | 31 | 19 |
| Dekes of Hazard | +10 | 32 | 22 |
| Toon Squad | +9 | 14 | 5 |
| Force Trucks | +8 | 21 | 13 |
| Americans | +6 | 19 | 13 |
| GI Joes | +6 | 24 | 18 |
| The Bar Downs | +6 | 10 | 4 |
| Kerio Monsters | +5 | 15 | 10 |
| Dharma Initiative | +4 | 46 | 42 |
| Roughriders | +4 | 31 | 27 |
| Team Vallco | +3 | 33 | 30 |
| Revenge of Vallco | +3 | 14 | 11 |
| Grinders | +1 | 2 | 1 |
| Vallco Strikes Back | +1 | 9 | 8 |
| Junkies | 0 | 15 | 15 |
| Marauders | -2 | 3 | 5 |
| Money Shots | -2 | 1 | 3 |
| Super Team | -2 | 5 | 7 |
| Oilers | -2 | 17 | 19 |
| Isotopes | -3 | 84 | 87 |
| Norcal Storm | -3 | 43 | 46 |
| Scorpions | -3 | 102 | 105 |
| Pied Sniper | -3 | 1 | 4 |
| SJ Moose | -3 | 12 | 15 |
| Knights | -4 | 1 | 5 |
| The Nightmen | -4 | 49 | 53 |
| Buttered Muffins | -5 | 7 | 12 |
| Mavericks | -6 | 16 | 22 |
| Dragons | -6 | 4 | 10 |
| Devcon HC | -6 | 3 | 9 |
| Time to Score | -7 | 426 | 433 |
| Attack of Vallco | -7 | 5 | 12 |
| Rampage | -10 | 48 | 58 |
| Pager Flakes | -10 | 0 | 10 |
| Samepage.io Collaborators | -11 | 29 | 40 |
| Lost Eskimos | -12 | 78 | 90 |
| Diablos | -12 | 94 | 106 |
| The Vallco Menace | -13 | 13 | 26 |
| The Others | -14 | 23 | 37 |
| OHC | -17 | 110 | 127 |
| Possums | -17 | 6 | 23 |
| Beerhawks | -19 | 60 | 79 |
| Opponent Team Name | Goal Differential | Goals Scored | Goals Allowed |
|---|---|---|---|
| Norcal Leafs | -99 | 78 | 177 |
| SJ Disaster | -69 | 108 | 177 |
| TBD | -61 | 95 | 156 |
| LinkedIn Premium | -54 | 15 | 69 |
| Cisco Metros | -42 | 41 | 83 |
| 2nd Battalion | -35 | 171 | 206 |
| Battalion | -35 | 33 | 68 |
| Soldiers | -27 | 100 | 127 |
| Beerhawks | -19 | 60 | 79 |
| Possums | -17 | 6 | 23 |
| OHC | -17 | 110 | 127 |
| The Others | -14 | 23 | 37 |
| The Vallco Menace | -13 | 13 | 26 |
| Diablos | -12 | 94 | 106 |
| Lost Eskimos | -12 | 78 | 90 |
| Samepage.io Collaborators | -11 | 29 | 40 |
| Pager Flakes | -10 | 0 | 10 |
| Rampage | -10 | 48 | 58 |
| Attack of Vallco | -7 | 5 | 12 |
| Time to Score | -7 | 426 | 433 |
| Devcon HC | -6 | 3 | 9 |
| Dragons | -6 | 4 | 10 |
| Mavericks | -6 | 16 | 22 |
| Buttered Muffins | -5 | 7 | 12 |
| The Nightmen | -4 | 49 | 53 |
| Knights | -4 | 1 | 5 |
| SJ Moose | -3 | 12 | 15 |
| Pied Sniper | -3 | 1 | 4 |
| Scorpions | -3 | 102 | 105 |
| Norcal Storm | -3 | 43 | 46 |
| Isotopes | -3 | 84 | 87 |
| Oilers | -2 | 17 | 19 |
| Super Team | -2 | 5 | 7 |
| Money Shots | -2 | 1 | 3 |
| Marauders | -2 | 3 | 5 |
| Junkies | 0 | 15 | 15 |
| Vallco Strikes Back | +1 | 9 | 8 |
| Grinders | +1 | 2 | 1 |
| Revenge of Vallco | +3 | 14 | 11 |
| Team Vallco | +3 | 33 | 30 |
| Roughriders | +4 | 31 | 27 |
| Dharma Initiative | +4 | 46 | 42 |
| Kerio Monsters | +5 | 15 | 10 |
| The Bar Downs | +6 | 10 | 4 |
| GI Joes | +6 | 24 | 18 |
| Americans | +6 | 19 | 13 |
| Force Trucks | +8 | 21 | 13 |
| Toon Squad | +9 | 14 | 5 |
| Dekes of Hazard | +10 | 32 | 22 |
| Reapers | +12 | 31 | 19 |
| Player Name | Roles | Games Played |
|---|---|---|
| Jim Guerin | S | 454 |
| Grant M James | C | 439 |
| Alexander Komposch | C | 412 |
| Shawn P Delaney | A | 321 |
| Justin A Tarabanovic | G, | 309 |
| Craig S James | 306 | |
| Christian Dumont | A | 186 |
| Evan S Mckee | S | 179 |
| Ingemar M Grave | 154 | |
| Michael J Hemmert | 128 | |
| Sean S Woodland | 113 | |
| Rusty M Ungaro | 111 | |
| Joseph G Barrera | 108 | |
| Kevin G Wong | 101 | |
| Clayton Hawkings | C,S | 93 |
| Troy H Buchanan | 82 | |
| Kurt F Forster | 79 | |
| Jason D Forney | G,S | 76 |
| Bernard L Laroche | S | 73 |
| Sebastien Vachon | 69 | |
| Stuart James | 65 | |
| Chris Marriott | S | 65 |
| Michael J Langner | 64 | |
| James F Fregien | G, | 60 |
| Benjamin O Scott | 59 | |
| Nicholas A Fraser | 59 | |
| Wesley D Borja | 58 | |
| Brian D Ricks | 56 | |
| Eric Metcalf | 55 | |
| Matthew R Cole | 53 | |
| Timothy D Cole | 53 | |
| Austin Konchar | 47 | |
| Daniel G Medley | 46 | |
| Noah Atkinson | G | 46 |
| Ilya Priest | 46 | |
| Michael K Bowes | 45 | |
| Matthew D Othick | 42 | |
| Kyle V Lopes | 41 | |
| Alan C Reese | S | 40 |
| Ryan L Mack | G | 40 |
| Harjun S Nijjar | 38 | |
| Sean P Kelley | 38 | |
| Clark R Allan | 38 | |
| Robert R Moore | 34 | |
| Paul L Louris | 34 | |
| Antonio Traetto | 34 | |
| Bobby N Lawson | S | 34 |
| Gage R Emerson | 33 | |
| Robert Koppelman | 33 | |
| Shayne P Smith | 33 |