| All Time Stats | Plus | Minus |
|---|---|---|
| Goals (Scored/Allowed) | 1795 (52.47%) | 1626 (47.53%) |
| Games (Won/Lost) | 234 (50.65%) | 195 (42.21%) |
| Playoff Goals (Scored/Allowed) | 150 (54.35%) | 126 (45.65%) |
| Playoff Games (Won/Lost) | 22 (57.89%) | 15 (39.47%) |
| Championship Games (Won/Lost) | 3 (60.0%) | 2 (40.0%) |
| Championships won: 2015 (Senior DDD), 2015 (Senior DDDD), 2019 (Adult Division 3B) |
| Opponent Team Name | Goal Differential | Goals Scored | Goals Allowed |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cisco Metros | -29 | 74 | 103 |
| Chiefs 1 | -25 | 10 | 35 |
| Hooligans | -23 | 32 | 55 |
| Flying Pandas | -22 | 26 | 48 |
| Peter North Stars | -17 | 12 | 29 |
| Total Chaos | -16 | 48 | 64 |
| Battalion | -13 | 0 | 13 |
| Double Secret Probation | -13 | 5 | 18 |
| Scorpions | -13 | 3 | 16 |
| LinkedIn Premium | -12 | 41 | 53 |
| Grinders | -11 | 13 | 24 |
| Ice Legion | -10 | 3 | 13 |
| Pacific Predators | -9 | 0 | 9 |
| Angry Beavers | -9 | 22 | 31 |
| Dunder Mifflin | -9 | 6 | 15 |
| The Nightmen | -8 | 5 | 13 |
| Team X | -8 | 21 | 29 |
| A-Team | -7 | 16 | 23 |
| Raccoons 2 | -5 | 4 | 9 |
| Knights | -5 | 6 | 11 |
| Diablos | -5 | 2 | 7 |
| The Others | -4 | 6 | 10 |
| Revenge of Vallco | -4 | 2 | 6 |
| Leftovers | -4 | 1 | 5 |
| Stampede | -4 | 11 | 15 |
| Red Bulls 2 | -4 | 6 | 10 |
| U.S.eh | -4 | 3 | 7 |
| Good Guys | -3 | 5 | 8 |
| Bad Moose | -2 | 10 | 12 |
| Miz | -2 | 9 | 11 |
| Team America | -2 | 24 | 26 |
| Mermen | -2 | 7 | 9 |
| NVIDIA | -2 | 2 | 4 |
| Bandits 2 | -2 | 8 | 10 |
| Yeti | -1 | 0 | 1 |
| Pork Chop Express | -1 | 8 | 9 |
| Panty Hosers | -1 | 12 | 13 |
| Cisco Rockets | -1 | 3 | 4 |
| Dragons | -1 | 5 | 6 |
| Mug Shots | -1 | 19 | 20 |
| Dekes of Hazard | 0 | 26 | 26 |
| Shocker | +1 | 9 | 8 |
| Chiefs | +1 | 19 | 18 |
| SJ Dragons | +2 | 13 | 11 |
| Mooseknuckles | +2 | 27 | 25 |
| Smurfs | +3 | 3 | 0 |
| Inglorious Bastards | +3 | 8 | 5 |
| Norcal Leafs | +3 | 54 | 51 |
| Hooters Bay Area | +3 | 17 | 14 |
| Time Lords | +3 | 8 | 5 |